The Rules of This Blog, or, How It's NOT Okay to Call Out Anorexic Girls For Cheap Dates

1. NO spitting, unless it's at Rush Limbaugh.
2. Nothing is off limits, not even Steve Irwin jokes.
3. TV Shows that rule (and required viewing for this program): The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, The Critic, Futurama, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Mr. Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The State, and of course, Kids in the Hall.
4. Politics are good to talk about. We're on that.
5. Spitting is actually okay; you don't have to watch any TV if you don't want to; politics are gay (homosexual, if you will); everything is off limits; and Rush Limbaugh happens to be my own personal hero, so I'll thank you not to make fun of his obesity, stupidity, grotesque appearance, sexual impotence, or the fact that he probably suffers from raging hemorrhoids. Did we mention he's fat? Oh yeah - that's what obesity means. It means very fat. Don't make fun of his fatness. It's not funny.